Important Lore Character: This primal will bring about a new calamity. Not like the last twenty-four thousand would of. Its serious this time.
Alphinaud: I concur with this gentleman you met only three quests ago, as such we should put our full support behind him, I’ll go gather the Grand Companies together to have a brief but very wordy conversation where they won’t do shit. What say you, Warrior of Light?
Me: …
Alphinaud: So its settled. I’ll go make the tea and you do the fighting
Alphinaud and Important Lore Character: *LEAVE THE ROOM*
Midgardsormr: *appears* You’re a skank ass bitch, Warrior of Light. *disappears*
Me: …